Republicans Say The Darndest Things!

Many many crazy things have happened/been said in the past week in Republican Land. Meghan McCain has officially registered as a Republican after claiming to have been an Independent. What kind of designer crack is she smoking? And how do we get it? Is there a Young Republicans Convention we can get this at?
Meghan also posted this photo of a veteran on her blog:We all know John McCain ACTUALLY believes this but real people do too? How many Americans can actually speak English properly let alone a second language? My point exactly.
Further pushing their agenda of ignorance labeled as patriotism, Republicans are now sporting the following pins from the Texas Republican Convention: Ouch, Texas. Ouch.

Republicans Need Gay Stylists

I apologize for the lack of updates. I've been rollin' down the street smokin' dope sippin' on gin and juice at the Texas Republican Convention with the Ron Paul folks. And for the sake of making up for lost time:
I guess the "Straight" Talk Express is overcompensating for something if you know what I'm saying...Oy, we get it, we get it. Your wife dresses you...