Republicans Take Back America

Do not adjust your LCD monitor. It does appear that John McCain has taken the lead in some polls. Well...it's sort of a stretch to say McCain has the lead, over half those people polled really think Church Lady Palin is running for president. We racked our brains looking for her appeal and sadly, we could find none. Sure she's a milf (soon to be gilf?) but would we have to hear that goddamn canuck accent during sex? It really makes you think twice.
We've decided to throw some support behind ol' Johnny and offer these signs that outline the GOP's new platform: