Republicans Have...Maybe 4 Houses? I Dunno...

Due to the recent backlash from making a guesstimate to the number of houses he owns, John McCain's campaign has issued a statement saying "Barack Obama lives in a mansion!" Well...don't most senators? Don't most people who make millions in book sales? How unusual is that really? Do most people forget the number of houses they have? Absolutely not. Well, at least not people who aren't mega effin' rich. According to the statement, the McCains only have 4 houses they could possibly live in. The other 37 just aren't up to par.
And to prove they can't leave well enough alone, the McCain Campaign had to throw in:

John McCain was a POW in Vietnam. So suck it.

Well, they didn't quite say it like that. But seriously? We here at the Reasons I Love Republicans office have decided to manufacture a drinking game that will be available in time for the convention. Every time you hear about McCain being a POW, toss one back biatch. We're all gettin' loaded.
But I digress. McCain probably doesn't know how many houses he has because he's just a kept man. Nothing more. We all know Cindy's the one with the bank accounts. She's bringing home the bacon and we know she damn well wears the couture pants.
But then that brings the question: Why does Cindy McCain keep John around?
It's puzzling. We decided to put together a little mash up featuring the things that come to mind when we think of Cindy McCain:
And the things that come to mind when thinking of John McCain:
She's totally banging the gardener.