Today is the day we celebrate being the most ass kickin' country in the world by watching shit blow up in bright colors, lounging by the pool, gettin' drunk and eatin' bbq. God Bless the USA.
Unfortunately, the reigning princess of the GOP is misrepresenting our patriotism by spending time in Britain during the holy week. I can only hope she's back in the States by today. She better not eff this up.
I do want to take this time to point out that Meghan has begun exhibiting traits of those goddamn wealthy urban elitists that are documented in the blog Stuff White People Like. I'm specifically referring to the article on studying abroad:By attending school in another country, white people are technically living in another country. This is important as it gives them the opportunity to insert that fact into any sentence they please. “When I used to live in [insert country], I would always ride the train to school. The people I’d see were inspiring.”
And if you see the Meghan's post about her trip to England, she says:
I enjoyed living in London a couple of years ago and was thrilled to return.
Uhm...excuse me? Meghan enjoyed living in London? Living in London? Well then, why don't we just call her a goddamn Brit already and take away her right to vote if she's so happy to return especially during the time we Americans celebrate getting those goddamn pale snaggle toothed sons of bitches off our backs. Forget Barack's America Hating Wife, I'm shocked and appalled that after getting shot down in a fighter plane and spending 5.5 years being gruesomely tortured by Gooks, John McCain has raised his daughter to believe living in London is an amazing experience. I'm sickened that he allowed her to live in London. How UnAmerican is that? And to make things worse, instead of traveling the heartland in a star spangled bikini, Meghan is returning to our former slave drivers and kissing ass.
Oh, did I mention that CEO wife of his tagged along?
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