Republicans Need Gay Stylists

I apologize for the lack of updates. I've been rollin' down the street smokin' dope sippin' on gin and juice at the Texas Republican Convention with the Ron Paul folks. And for the sake of making up for lost time:
I guess the "Straight" Talk Express is overcompensating for something if you know what I'm saying...Oy, we get it, we get it. Your wife dresses you...