This week McFlipMcFlop has pledged to fight global warming. (Well more like swat it with a limp wrist.) And has also declared that the US will be out Iraq by 2013. Pay no attention to his previous pledge to stay in Iraq for 100 years. Could ol' McCain be confused by all the recent media coverage and believe he's running on a Democratic ticket? He's even pledging to END partisanship! A self-identified "maverick" flip flop running on a Republican ticket and legalized gay marriage from a conservative court?!
I for one will not stand for it. I'm packing up and moving to the only place left in the world where it is still 1989 and Family Ties still airs "new to you" episodes: Lithuania.
Only on further inspection, it is still 1989 in Lithuania and Craigslist does not exist. Meaning I have no way of finding employment or housing before moving. On to option two! The beautiful city of Prague. I assume it is at best 1992 in this eastern European city and I can deal with that. In fact my new home may well be this loft. I'm sure I can blog frequently from my new locale.
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